- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What would u like to drink?

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

CHORGLUND

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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