A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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You all have Aids

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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PENIS :)

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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