- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How would you rule?

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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