Whats funny? Your face.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I'm hungry.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Knock knock knock OCD

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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