A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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