Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

your life

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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