- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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