- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Anyone can post anything.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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