A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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The FCC

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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your face is kinda funny

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Anti Joke

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