What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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