- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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