What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Your mums a potato

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Guest what? Dog

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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