What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Misner is a twat.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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The Oakland Raiders

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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