- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.