Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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baloney sandwich

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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My mom

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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