- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Knock Know! Come in!

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

all jokes aside...

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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