Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    1. Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

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    Knock Knock! whos there? Dr! Dr who?

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    A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

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    Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks

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    A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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