My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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matt is fat

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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