Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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You have friends

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Canadians

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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