Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Connor is homosexuaI

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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