Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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