- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

angelo snyder is not ga

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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