- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

roses are red violets are indigo

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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