J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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