Actually it was me Josh brown

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Chlamydia

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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LET

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Anti Joke

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