A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

My Butthole.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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