What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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