- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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