- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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