What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

can you touch your toes? no

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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