- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

A seal walks into a club.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Dusters blow stuff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Drew Knowles is gay

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