- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

rose are red violets should be purple

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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