What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Women's rights.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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