- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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