How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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12/23/2012

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Anti Joke

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