- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

I am a women

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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