- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

i killed my family

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Robin, get in the batmobile

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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