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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Black people.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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