What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Wigan.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

You will not press the like button.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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