- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

poop.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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