Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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- Helen Keller

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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