- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

I am a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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