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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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