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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.