whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Jellybeans

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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