have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

all hail based mark

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A sober Irish individual.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Jews

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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