A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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