What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What comes after 69? 70

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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I <3 Hitler

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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