Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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