- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

I like the color potato.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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