Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Robin, get in the car!

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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