- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Maths.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Knock, Knock ...

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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