Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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the bible

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

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