Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Your're racist.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

I'm sn otter

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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