- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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