- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

2 black kids walk into school

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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