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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

I am very humble.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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