A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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all hail based mark

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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