how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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women's rights.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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