What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The FCC

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

the holocaust

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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