- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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And you honored it I see :P

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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