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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

http://www.dafk.net/what/

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

http://www.dafk.net/what/

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle