- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

PIED NINNY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

The EPA.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man did not like this site

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.