- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Psychics.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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