Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Women's rights.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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