What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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My love life

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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