- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

where is the world?

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??