If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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j.p. is dumb

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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yada yada

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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