how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Christianity.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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