- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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