Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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