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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Irish sobriety

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock, Knock Come in

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Choir.

a man walked into a bar....

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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