What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A seal walks into a club.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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