- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

once you go black your credit goes wack

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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