- Anti Joke

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What can hitler cook well Steak

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.