- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

This is not funny.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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