- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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