- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Women's Rights.

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