Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Knock knock Whose there? 4

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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