- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Chuck Norris.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

can you pass the soap?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Blacks

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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