How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

your face

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

I'm homeless.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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