- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Error 37.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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