What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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