- Anti Joke

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.