- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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