- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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