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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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