A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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