- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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