knock knock who's there? hope

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops