- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

your face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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