Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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