- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

13 =B you just learned something

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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