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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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