Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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