- Anti Joke

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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