- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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