- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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