A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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