- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Irish sobriety

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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