What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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