Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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justin littleton being sucessful

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White NBA players.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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