Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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