Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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