- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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