- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

a. why? b. because

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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