what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What's a good joke? Not this one.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Justin's life

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

James Patrick Campbell

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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