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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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