- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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