- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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