- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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