Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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why girl die cancer

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Anti Joke

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