what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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