What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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