- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

NASCAR

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Haha, I get it..

hi

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A woman walks into a bar.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what's worse then a blowjob?

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

non poop

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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