Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Anti Joke

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