- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Women's rights.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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