- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

ur mum

Alex Gedrose.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee