- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Women's Rights..

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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