I will create more jobs for americans

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

TIMMY

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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