What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Women's Rights

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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