- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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