If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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