What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

No!

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Tommy got neutered.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

So a jew walks into a bar!

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