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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Why? Why Not?

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What is the name of the car? What

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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