- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

I <3 Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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