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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

A paralysed man falls over.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

This isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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