What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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THE GAME

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Anti Joke

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