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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

2 + 2 = 4

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

feminine literature

no really what are ur names?

What happened to my sunglasses?

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Waffles ate my grandma

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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