- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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