Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Massie is a fatass

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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meh

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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