- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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