Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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no really what are ur names?

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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