- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Donald Trump.