Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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minorities.....

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