What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Terry has ebola

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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