- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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