How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Skinny people fart less.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Hello penis

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

WILLY

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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