Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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