- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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