- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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