- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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