When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Gingers.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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