Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Your face

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knock knock There's no door

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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