- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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