I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Joesph Triphook.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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kill yourself

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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