- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Skinny people fart less.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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