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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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