- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Donald Trump.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Ian's mind Elevator music

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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