Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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