You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Miscarriages.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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