One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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