- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

My name is Jeff

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Get it? More.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

i hate black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Hello penis

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

WILLY

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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