What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Your face

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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