Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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