What would Muhammed do?

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Vote this up

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Anti Joke

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