- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

2 + 2 = 4

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

THE GAME.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

I used to know what alzheimers was

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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