What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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. . I am a whale

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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