- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Arrow in the Knee!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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