- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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