- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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