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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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