what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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