- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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