A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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