- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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