- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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