- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What's your guys names?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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