A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

who is awesome? no one...

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Anti-jokes are funny.

Catholicism.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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