- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

outside your comfort zone

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

69

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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