- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Girls Lacrosse.

mexicans fishing

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What is older than history?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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