3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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