Why is the ground wet It rained

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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I'm gay.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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