- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.