An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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9/11.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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CAS

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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