- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What is white and long? A New York winter

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Patriarchy.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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