- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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