- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Matt is a Duster!

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

mikey is cute

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

A black student graduated High School

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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