- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

the holocaust

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