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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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