- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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