- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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