- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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