- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

whats up and also down? your mum

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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