Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Who is it?

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

whos district champs not JM

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Michael Brown

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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