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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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PIED NINNY!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Jack Stevens

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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