what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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