Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Soccer...

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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