Tough crowd tonight...

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

You're tall.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

My Butthole.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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