- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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