- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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