- Anti Joke

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.