Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

A fish swims up your penis...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Women's rights

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

I like U.............................nicorns :D

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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