- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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