- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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