- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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