- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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