- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

That's illegal What? Your mom

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

The lion swallowed his pride.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What comes after 69? 70

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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