- Anti Joke

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25