A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

it's funny because it's funny

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

identical jokes get different votes.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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