- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

my whole life!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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