Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Life

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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