a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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