- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Misner is a twat.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What do you call white trash Garbage

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