What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

were at work systems r down

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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