Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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