Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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how did the man die he didnt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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