- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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