- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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