- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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