Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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