- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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