Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Womens rights.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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