A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Black people stink of shite!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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go F*** yourself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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you gay?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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