What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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