Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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epic win?

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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haha

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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