Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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