Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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President Donald Trump

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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