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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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