pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A Serbian Film

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

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