- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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