- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Im gay What about you

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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