- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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