- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock come in.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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