- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

the holocaust

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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