What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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