- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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