- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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