- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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